In the twenty-two months that I’ve been assigned to Rodney McKay, there has never been a dull moment. Yeah, I can be that specific with the length of my servitude…twenty-two months, eleven days, and about fourteen hours since the bastard had first intentionally poisoned me. I am a little fuzzy on the number of minutes, thanks in part to not being able to see my watch with my hands tied above my head, but mainly because I’ve been fading in and out of consciousness thanks to the beating that Goa Jie’s henchman gave me before stringing me up.
Like I said, never a dull moment."
— Never Say Never (I Might Like You Better If We Slept Together) Or Five Time John and Rodney Tried to Keep Secrets and One Time They No Longer Had To by Liketheriver (it’s a slashy sequel to gen story Never Wanted to Dance (With Nobody But You)
Ironic, really, that the only person ever that publicly supported Rodney McKay is Samantha Carter. Not his friends (I’m using this term in the loosest sense possible, since the SGA writers were inconsistent about that through the show’s run), not his sister, not his girlfriend. Samantha Carter, of all people.